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We
get stacks and stacks of emails...
by Dennis Bernstein
Hockeytalk.biz
April 24, 2008
Now that the first
round of the 2008 Stanley Cup playoffs are over, we’re cleaning out our inbox
and we’d like to share some of the more pertinent ones….
Dear Dennis,
I DID call Dan Cloutier for advice on how to stop Nicky Lidstrom from center ice
but he never called back.
Signed,
Dan Ellis
Nashville
Monsieur Bernstein,
Fortunately for me, Messrs. Roy and Dryden DID take my call on how to tend goal
for the Habs in the post season as a rookie. I really don’t have a clue.
Respectfully,
Carey Price
La Belle Provence
Hey Blondie,
Let me at that Carey Price! He stole my spot in the second round.
Best,
Cristobal Huet
The Nation’s Capital
Mr. Bernstein,
Yeah, I know you hate me but I sure fixed Marty’s wagon, didn’t I?
No regards or better yet, bad regards,
S. Puppy Avery
NY, NY
Den,
You only shake hands at the end of a series as a sign of sportsmanship with
those that respect the game.
Your pal,
Marty B in NJ
Dear Unenlightened Media Person,
Maybe next year I will spend some money on defensive talent. Or any talent other
than goaltending.
Best regards,
Lou Lamoriello
President - Devils
GM - Devils
Part Owner - Devils
Smartest man in hockey
Dennis!
Yeah, I waited until Game 6 to stake my claim but only because it took me six
games to figure out somewhere I’ve never been. But I should have taken the shot
with 3 minutes left instead of passing to that washed up Federov.
Dasvidonya,
Alex O
Somewhere in MVP land
D Money,
The NHL wasn’t joking about this year’s Stanley Cup slogan. The Cup DOES change
everything.
Best,
Chris Pronger
Ryan Getzlaf
J.S. Giguere
Newport Beach, California
Dennis,
Sorry you couldn’t make it down to the Pond this season. But you’re probably
better off not having to witness that Todd Bertuzzi ain’t Dustin Penner and Doug
Weight ain’t Andy McDonald, so what was I thinking. Tough having two of your
best guys only half a season too.
Maybe next year,
Brian Burke
Anaheim
Hollywood Den,
After Tuesday night, maybe, just maybe this might be my year. Have calls into
Dave Andreychuk and Ray Bourque to confirm. I can't blame my skates any more and
I will miss those extra appearances on the Best Damn Sports Show due to hockey
obligations.
Star struck,
JR
Bay Area of Cali
DB,
I think I’ll wait for the second round to get injured.
Signed,
Peter Forsberg
Somewhere in the Rockies
Good day Dennis,
Aren't all those Buds fans hating us even more now?
Sincerely,
Rouge, Bleu et Blanc rooters
Den,
Sure, I stole a lot of money in the regular season but I was just waiting for
the playoffs. Six goals in one round IS money.
Salutations.
Daniel Briere
South Philly
Dennis,
Almost forgot what it was like to play well in the playoffs. Don’t worry; I’ll
probably make up for it in the second round.
Best,
Marty Turco
Dallas
Dennis B,
One of these days I’m gonna get some respect in this league. I scored 30 goals,
made Jarome an MVP candidate again and scored 3 goals in the first round. Can’t
blame me.
Best,
Daymond Langkow
The Prairies
Hey Bernstein!
Maybe the game HAS passed me by. We couldn’t beat the Sharks and they always
choke.
Stonefaced,
Iron Mike Keenan
Cold in Calgary
DB!
Remember us? My ankle had a nice long rest and we’re itching to go.
See you soon,
The Kid
Steeltown
Dennis,
I tried but I still am only Tim Thomas.
Signed,
The Boston Goaltending Machine
Bonjour Dennis,
Maybe next year I will incorporate offense in our practices.
Best,
Jacques Lemaire
Home of the Out Dated Trap
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Dennis B,
I called Miguel Tejada about some advice when they find my birth certificate and
realize I’m 57.
Crazily,
The Dominator
Motown but not Hockeytown anymore
AND FINALLY…….
Den,
Um, never mind.
Signed,
The Ottawa Senators
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